alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

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thotette:

laugh-addict:

whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” 

i just

image

ok yes but is that a jennifer lawrence sim

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sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

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this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

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sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

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orcasymphony:

mothpope:

benefits of smoking:

  • u look hot
  • u die faster

so hows the 7th grade going

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thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
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